#absurd

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #absurd from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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2
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
2
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.2
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-29 11:57 UTC
0
10-23
0
10-24
2
10-25
0
10-26
0
10-27
0
10-28
0
10-29

2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-29 11:57 UTC
#absurd_fiction
1 uses · 1 accounts / 7d
#absurdist
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#absurde
1 uses · 1 accounts / 7d
#absurdity
1 uses · 1 accounts / 7d
#absurdcity
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#absurdistan
1 uses · 1 accounts / 7d
#absurdhumor
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#absurdism
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#AbsurdVentures
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#absurdfiction
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#absurdaverse
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#absurditech
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-29 11:57 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~1416 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 20:00

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Languages: English (21) · Polish (17) · German (2)

Avg boosts / post: 0.9

Top of the latest posts

  • It occurred to me that my Unix-iversary is somewhere around today. This year marks 35 years that I've been using Unix and its descendents and cousins and step-children. Small potatoes by the standards of anyone who was at Bell Labs in the '

    C.@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 22026-09-25 02:34 UTCView post →

  • Czy to przekręcanie zegarków ma jakikolwiek sens? ⏳⌚ #absurd #zmianaczasu

    Adrian Lamparski@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 22026-10-25 08:55 UTCView post →

  • A light, boundary-crossing transgressive flash fiction that could cause a reader to squirm, or guffaw. It is a story within a story in which the frame is a critique group discussing the story. At the time of composition, I had other "inappr

    Margaret Moonshadow@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 22026-10-15 11:13 UTCView post →

What “absurd” means

Wiktionary

absurd/æbˈzɝd/

  • nounAn absurdity.
  • adjectiveContrary to reason or propriety; obviously and flatly opposed to manifest truth; inconsistent with the plain dictates of common sense; logically contradictory; nonsensical; ridiculous; silly.
Full entry on Wiktionary →

#absurd across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #absurd straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/absurd