#areyoufuckingkiddingme
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #areyoufuckingkiddingme from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #areyoufuckingkiddingme
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-12 05:09 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-12 05:09 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #areyoufuckingkiddingme.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-12 05:09 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 14 public posts (spanning ~30708 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00
Languages: English (12) · German (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0.6
Top of the latest posts
Guys look, all you have to do is stay in your home, don't watch the news, don't vote, don't volunteer your time, don't complain, don't try to buy a house, don't watch the wrong tv show, don't listen to the wrong singer, don't buy a burger f
In a final note of self-parody, the CEO signed this blog post with: "💜 Sara Lattice. Because people." #aibiz #aihype #AIHypeWallofShame #wtf #areyoufuckingkiddingme
Tax the rich. Fix problems. Have nice things. #revolution #uspol #CommonSense #AreYouFuckingKiddingMe
#areyoufuckingkiddingme across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #areyoufuckingkiddingme straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/areyoufuckingkiddingme