#AreYouKiddingMe
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #AreYouKiddingMe from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-06 17:00 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-06 17:00 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-06 17:00 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 18 public posts (spanning ~34561 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00
Languages: English (17) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 3.3
Top of the latest posts
For what it is worth, I would kill for a boss who actually read the reports I wrote. #uspol #politics #management #wtf #areyoukiddingme
Grown ass adults got no business being on speaker phone in a restaurant #manners #adults #areyounotembarrassed #AreYouKiddingMe
My god. Never underestimate the power of an Arlington NIMBY. They're suing because they can't stand the noise of people playing pickleball...which means people are actually using the public tennis courts that were previously underutilized.
#areyoukiddingme across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #areyoukiddingme straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/areyoukiddingme