#birching
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #birching from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-23 17:23 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-23 17:23 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-23 17:23 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 23 public posts (spanning ~28175 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 18:00
Languages: English (22) · Catalan (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.3
Top of the latest posts
"I hear the birch before I feel it – a thick, wet swish through the air." Absolutely over the moon to bring you today's guest blog - Dissembling Cub is back to talk #birching: the history of the #birch as corporal punishment, and the way it
Over on Dreams, my instructions from local law enforcement couldn’t be clearer: report to the local football stadium at the allotted time, strip down to my pretty underwear and sheer tan tights, and wait for my name to be called. #birching
You also might have missed THIS yesterday in all the election news, but it's well worth a read because it's gloriously hot, intense, and so beautifully written. Bratty boy Dissembling Cub makes their own birch, and then takes six with it...
What “birching” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediabirching
- verbTo punish with a stick, bundle of twigs, or rod made of birch wood.
- nounA beating with a birch.
Birching is a form of corporal punishment with a birch rod, typically used to strike the recipient's bare buttocks, although occasionally the back and/or shoulders.
“Birching” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#birching across platforms
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