#brandingfail

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #brandingfail from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
7
Recent posts
Mastodon
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Recent pace
Mastodon · last 7
1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 7
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-07 15:20 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-07 15:20 UTC

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-07 15:20 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 7 public posts (spanning ~21551 hours).

Top of the latest posts

  • Who decided to call it a litter box, when Poop Pan was right there. #CatsOfMastodon #brandingfail

    SinclairLewis [Minnesota]@SinclairLewis♥ 6↻ 12023-07-26 15:07 UTCView post →
  • Apple, mastering the art of minimalism, has officially rebranded "Apple TV+" to just "Apple TV". Because who needs distinguishing features when you can have peak recursive branding? Now, turn on your Apple TV device, open the Apple TV app,

    Mind Lude@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02025-10-13 20:20 UTCView post →
  • Okay, so, let me get this straight. First there was #MicrosoftOffice. Then they renamed it "Microsoft 365" for some *godforsaken* reason. And now it's "Microsoft 365 Copilot"? 😵‍💫 Aaa. 😞 I have to say, this is the first time I've conside

    Yesterday's Rose@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-01-06 21:15 UTCView post →

#brandingfail across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #brandingfail straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/brandingfail