#caned
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #caned from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #caned
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-17 09:52 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-17 09:52 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-17 09:52 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 11 public posts (spanning ~32830 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (10) · Spanish (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.5
Top of the latest posts
Mable and Dr Kyle never could see eye to eye that she should simply be able to go wherever she wanted, when she wanted, for whatever reason she wanted! She was going to have Rosie help her out with this. https://subscribestar.adult/pyperhay
Five ways that forces both within and outside education will challenge schools in ways they will be hard pressed to overcome. Crawford Kilian explains. 🎓 #caned #canpoli https://thetyee.ca/Analysis/2026/08/28/Welcome-Class-of-2038/?utm_sou
“No one is taking any responsibility for international students. That’s why they seem to fall through the cracks.” #CanEd #BCEd https://thetyee.ca/News/2025/11/03/Costly-Fumbles-BC-College-Left-Me-Stuck/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=socia
What “caned” means
Wiktionarycaned/keɪnd/
- verbTo strike or beat with a cane or similar implement
- adjectiveIntoxicated by alcohol or drugs
#caned across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #caned straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/caned