#captainobvious
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #captainobvious from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-31 10:03 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-31 10:03 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-31 10:03 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~4736 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 19:00
Languages: English (27) · German (8) · French (3) · Slovak (2)
Avg boosts / post: 1.2
Top of the latest posts
Another message from #CaptainObvious #Trump Does Not Plan to Reimburse #Taxpayers for Promo #Ads A day after Trump said his #superPAC would *pay* for the ads, which had drawn #bipartisan backlash, officials said that he *meant* moving forwa
@marginalia @mhpotter i couldnt say it better. Yes we have a crawler that (as he said) builds a database with the data (I explained it very well #captainobvious) and we update it monthly (or i hope that we do it monthly). And tbh we only ha
Dans mes rêves, j’ai mon âge, ou pas d’âge, et lesté de l’expérience d’une vie, j’interagis parfois comme cette nuit avec des gens, vivants ou morts, que je n’ai pas vus depuis des lustres, voire des décennies, et qui n’ont pas vieilli. Et
#captainobvious across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #captainobvious straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/captainobvious