#chistesvivos
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #chistesvivos from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-29 04:13 UTC2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-29 04:13 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #chistesvivos.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-29 04:13 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 19 public posts (spanning ~1535 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00
Languages: Spanish (19)
Avg boosts / post: 1.2
Used together with
Top of the latest posts
—Oye, Manuel, ¿hace cuántos años que somos vecinos? —Veintitrés años, Paco. —¿Y de verdad te parece normal acusarme de robarte el wifi? ¿Tú crees que te robo el wifi? —No, Paco, claro que no. —Entonces… ¿por qué cambias la contraseña? 😂 ——
Dos borrachos durmiendo en una litera. El de arriba dice: —Con Dios me acuesto, con Dios me levanto, la Virgen María y el Espíritu Santo… Se cae la cama de arriba encima del de abajo y este grita: —¡Eso te pasa por andar durmiendo con tanta
—Doctor, perdón que se lo pregunte otra vez, pero… ¿qué tengo que hacer exactamente con los supositorios? —¡Ya le he dicho varias veces que se los meta por el culo! —Aaaay… bueno… ¡no se ponga usted así! 😂 ——— #humor #chistes #comedia #mem
#chistesvivos across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #chistesvivos straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/chistesvivos