#cloudflareisevil
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #cloudflareisevil from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #cloudflareisevil
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-14 16:00 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-14 16:00 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #cloudflareisevil.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-14 16:00 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~2091 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (2)
Avg boosts / post: 6.5
Top of the latest posts
Sometimes people post RSS/iCal/etc feeds on web servers and then get conned into slapping Cloudflare in front. So feed readers get captchas instead of a feed. But Cloudflare edge workers are privileged. So one can write a tiny proxy to fetc
For all of you screaming to the rafters about how Substack is a Nazi platform, why aren't you also screaming about Cloudflare? I'm genuinely curious. --- "Last week I saw a post on Medium where some guy said he’s leaving Substack because An
#cloudflareisevil across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #cloudflareisevil straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/cloudflareisevil