#cookingfails
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #cookingfails from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #cookingfails
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-07 20:22 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-07 20:22 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-07 20:22 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 15 public posts (spanning ~31721 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 03:00
Languages: English (15)
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
Top of the latest posts
🤔 So, you're telling us it takes zero skill to cook a steak, but still manage to botch it up? 🥩 Maybe you're better off sticking to .NET tutorials, where your burnt efforts are less... chewy. 🔥 https://blog.sydorets.com/en/posts/almost-n
I tried 5 Pinterest ‘easy summer breakfast’ recipes and here’s what actually happened TL;DR I spent a week trying five Pinterest summer breakfast recipes that promised effortless mornings and gorgeous results. Spoiler: one was actually good
Breaking news: aspiring culinary disaster artist Jesse Duffield discovers the revolutionary concept of not setting hands on fire while cooking! 🔥🤦♂️ With a stellar plan of losing limbs for breakfast, he bravely soldiers on in his quest f
#cookingfails across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #cookingfails straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/cookingfails