#crap
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #crap from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #crap
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-30 18:17 UTC2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-30 18:17 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-30 18:17 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~3110 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 12:00
Languages: English (26) · German (10) · French (1) · Swedish (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.5
Top of the latest posts
Pop goes the nozzle. Hozelock is the Microsoft Windows of garden equipment. Infuriatingly inadequate and yet it somehow became the de facto standard. It kinda works, leaks a little but not too much and when you move it or the temperature ch
@abuseofnotation @selea #ubuntu now is basically the #windows of the #linux world in that regard as it makes opinionated decisions for the users and not necessarily in their best interest; you've mentioned #snap already but there increasing
My Mobapad M12 S (80 dollar Joycon replacements) stopped working after only having them 3 months. I should preface and say it’s just one of the two Joycon. But the whole point is to use both attached. Didn’t love it to start with and it’s b
What “crap” means
Wiktionary#crap across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #crap straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/crap