#craptions

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #craptions from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
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Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-03 06:59 UTC
0
10-28
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10-29
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10-30
0
10-31
0
11-01
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11-02
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11-03

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-03 06:59 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #craptions.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-03 06:59 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~32877 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 11:00

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Languages: English (40)

Avg boosts / post: 0.3

Top of the latest posts

  • YouTube's auto-captions have been getting worse for a while. Today, it rendered @mehdihasan as "Eddie Hustle" and while I'm sure Mehdi's schedule has him hustling about... EDIT: Just saw "Amish" transcribed as "Officer Justice". Craptions u

    Megan Lynch (she/her)@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 22026-07-08 09:38 UTCView post →

  • Auto-captions are shit, part xxviii: This one simply didn't transcribe roughly 3/4 of the 60-something words, and got some of what it did transcribe wrong. If you're serious about captions, don't rely on auto-captions for a 60-second clip o

    Dr. Angus Andrea Grieve-Smith@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-09-14 01:59 UTCView post →

  • "Okay, Mum and I are going to put our costumes on for the performance" was rendered by YouTube AI-ddled craptions as "ok mum and I are going to Patel costumes on for the Buffalo". https://youtu.be/S3K8Z9apaIM?si=MQ6KX3SzlHUTY-Fe&t=173 #Crap

    Megan Lynch (she/her)@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-09-11 19:05 UTCView post →

#craptions across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #craptions straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/craptions