#cursedtimeline

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #cursedtimeline from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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1
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
1
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
5
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 5
1.6
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 5
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-18 03:39 UTC
1
09-12
0
09-13
0
09-14
0
09-15
0
09-16
0
09-17
0
09-18

1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-18 03:39 UTC
#cursedtimelineproof
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-18 03:39 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~32164 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (1) · Swedish (1)

Avg boosts / post: 2

Top of the latest posts

  • Did y’all know that they were trying to sneak #RealDolls in as teachers? I mean, I realize Hot for Teacher was an anthem for some young men of my generation, but y’all….come on. #ny #sextoy #ewww #wtfiwwyp #realdoll #education #CursedTimeli

    MissConstrue@[email protected]♥ 5↻ 92026-07-27 17:26 UTCView post →

  • Doctors say he’s stable, but every room near his suddenly smells like dust, mothballs, and legislation that should’ve died decades ago. #MoscowMitch #ThoughtsAndPrayers #TaxpayerFundedNecromancy #PoliticalMemes #CursedTimeline #EldritchBure

    not stinky!@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02026-06-14 21:45 UTCView post →

  • Me explaining history after one edible and three conspiracy documentaries #AncientAliens #ConspiracyBrain #MoonLore #ForbiddenKnowledge #GovernmentSecrets #TinFoilDiploma #UFOPosting #StonedPhilosophy #LaserMoon #CursedTimeline #SleepParaly

    not stinky!@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02026-06-02 02:09 UTCView post →

#cursedtimeline across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #cursedtimeline straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

X (Twitter) ↗Instagram ↗TikTok ↗Facebook ↗LinkedIn ↗YouTube ↗Threads ↗Bluesky ↗Mastodon ↗Reddit ↗Pinterest ↗Tumblr ↗

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/cursedtimeline