#Defecating
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #Defecating from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-23 14:15 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-23 14:15 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-23 14:15 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~9755 hours).
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Languages: English (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
@LaNaehForaday Fully agreed. #DirtbagDon is 100% completely #batfuckinsane. How anyone can look at this guy and think to themselves, "Here's a fully functioning adult who is qualified to be #POTUS." The fact that we are here at this moment
Given the fact that the favorite pastime of my #horse in Red Dead Redemption 2 seems to be #defecating, why did I come up with the name "Whinny the Poop" only now? #rdr2
What “defecating” means
Wiktionary · WikipediaDefecation follows digestion and is the necessary biological process by which organisms eliminate a solid, semisolid, or liquid waste material known as feces from the digestive tract via the anus or cloaca. The act has a variety of names, ranging from the technical, to the common, to the obscene (shitting), to the euphemistic, to the juvenile. The topic, usually avoided in polite company, forms the basis of scatological humor.
“Defecation” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#defecating across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #defecating straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/defecating