#derp
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #derp from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-15 09:46 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-15 09:46 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-15 09:46 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~6177 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 01:00
Languages: English (33) · Chinese (Taiwan) (1)
Avg boosts / post: 2
Top of the latest posts
Sitting on the second floor deck on a warm evening. The doorway to the house has a magnetic screen on the door - like curtains, but the center edges clip themselves together after you pass through. Most of the cats figured this out in, oh,
#derp - Bunna loves to smoosh her snoot allllll over the garden. Also feeling pretty jazzed - was told three times in the last two days I sounded #scottish by various Scots in the wild. Guess 14 years in the UK will do that to a gal. Just w
"Tailcat is a remix of #Tailscale open src pieces to act like #netcat, but over Tailscale's data plane, without Tailscale's control plane. Tailscale's data plane (#magicsock, internally) gives you point-to-point #WireGuard®-encrypted tunnel
What “derp” means
Wiktionaryderp
- nounA person who acts stupidly or foolishly; a person who derps.
- verbTo act stupidly or foolishly
#derp across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #derp straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/derp