#fails
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fails from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #fails
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-07 01:24 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-07 01:24 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-07 01:24 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~2501 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00
Languages: English (36) · German (2) · Dutch (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.8
Top of the latest posts
Habt ihr in den letzten Tagen auch so wilde Bilder bei Lieferando gesehen? Die KI hat aus Beschreibungen die absurdesten Albtraum-Gerichte gezaubert: #lieferando #ki #fails #techTalk
@FluentInFinance So, the #tRump coin is now worth the equivalent of 3 rows of sheep shit... another of his #fails... that have cost MAGA followers big bucks, as they say...... Totally NO sympathy from here... #Karma...
Mistakes to avoid with your personal website I’ve been browsing a massive list of blogs and personal websites, and I have noticed a pattern in the websites I just gave up on. This is my nerdy exploration of what the owners did wrong (and wh
What “fails” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediafails/feɪlz/
- nounPoor quality; substandard workmanship.
- verbTo be unsuccessful.
Failure is the social concept of not meeting a desirable or intended objective, and is usually viewed as the opposite of success. The criteria for failure depends on context, and may be relative to a particular observer or belief system. One person might consider a failure what another person considers a success, particularly in cases of direct competition or a zero-sum game. Similarly, the degree of success or failure in a situation may be differently viewed by distinct observers or participant
“Failure” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#fails across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #fails straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/fails