#feastoftheass
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #feastoftheass from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #feastoftheass
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-02 03:47 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-02 03:47 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-02 03:47 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 28 public posts (spanning ~26335 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 08:00
Languages: English (19) · French (6) · Galician (2) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 2.5
Top of the latest posts
see also my feature on #ancientDNA studies of #donkeys https://proseandpassion.blogspot.com/2022/10/on-origins-of-donkeys.html #Asstodon #FeastOfTheAss a German account of this is here: https://proseandpassion.blogspot.com/2023/01/serious-d
My contribution to #FeastOfTheAss: me with an adorable friend in Sahara. #asstodon
The best part of the Feast of the Ass is destroying Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick, a tradition that dates back to the middle ages. So wholesome. #FeastOfTheAss #Elonmusk #testicularKickstruction
#feastoftheass across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #feastoftheass straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/feastoftheass