#feastoftheass

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #feastoftheass from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
28
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 28
0.8
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 28
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-02 03:47 UTC
0
10-27
0
10-28
0
10-29
0
10-30
0
10-31
0
11-01
0
11-02

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-02 03:47 UTC

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-02 03:47 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 28 public posts (spanning ~26335 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 08:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (19) · French (6) · Galician (2) · German (1)

Avg boosts / post: 2.5

Top of the latest posts

  • see also my feature on #ancientDNA studies of #donkeys https://proseandpassion.blogspot.com/2022/10/on-origins-of-donkeys.html #Asstodon #FeastOfTheAss a German account of this is here: https://proseandpassion.blogspot.com/2023/01/serious-d

    michael@proseandpassion♥ 6↻ 12023-01-14 12:41 UTCView post →
  • My contribution to #FeastOfTheAss: me with an adorable friend in Sahara. #asstodon

    Jeremiah Lee@[email protected]♥ 5↻ 72023-01-14 16:29 UTCView post →
  • The best part of the Feast of the Ass is destroying Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick, a tradition that dates back to the middle ages. So wholesome. #FeastOfTheAss #Elonmusk #testicularKickstruction

    Androcat@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 02025-01-16 09:11 UTCView post →

#feastoftheass across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #feastoftheass straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/feastoftheass