#firstworldproblem
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #firstworldproblem from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #firstworldproblem
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-05 00:27 UTC2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-05 00:27 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #firstworldproblem.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-05 00:27 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~4152 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 13:00
Languages: English (34) · French (3) · German (2) · Italian (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
I really want a simple way to block all hypebots. They should all be opt-in. I have enough followers that I love to share things with, in my own quirky way and they (my followers) know how to take my posts. Hypebots bring reply guys and fun
What?!? The library is doing web maintenance and Libby is not allowing new checkouts and I just finished my book and the last one in the trilogy is RIGHT THERE and I can’t access it. #FirstWorldProblem
Sto iniziando a chiedermi quanto meno di adesso posso guadagnare per sopravvivere lo stesso ma riprendermi parte del mio tempo. 40 ore a settimana non mi sembrano fattibili da qui ad una pensione che non vedrò mai... #chiHaPaneNonHaDenti #f
#firstworldproblem across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #firstworldproblem straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/firstworldproblem