#fml
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fml from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #fml
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-03 13:14 UTC7 uses by 7 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-03 13:14 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #fml.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-03 13:14 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~1260 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 11:00
Languages: English (31) · Polish (2) · Esperanto (1) · Spanish (1) · German (1) · Norwegian (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
@atlefren det som er mer … uheldig? Er at en del folk faktisk tror at det er et program de kan bruke til noe… #fml
Needed to buy an emergency present for a friend, so went to Billionaire Hellsite. Search for 'Gnome' just resulted in endless screen scrolling over obviously A.I. generated Gonk landfill. Why is everything so goddamn awful ? And when the fu
Waiting for a package from China. PostNord be like “once it’s in our hands it usually takes 3-4 days”. Package gets handed over to PostNord. After 4 days their app changes to “expected delivery in 6 days”. 🤡🤬 At least it seems like they h
What “fml” means
Wiktionaryfml
- interjectionInitialism of fuck my life. (expressing despairing annoyance)
- adjectiveBeing in accord with established forms.
#fml across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #fml straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/fml