#fuckallthis
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fuckallthis from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-07 09:15 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-07 09:15 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-07 09:15 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~2404 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (2)
Avg boosts / post: 4.5
Top of the latest posts
#Trump and the sphere of wealthy, connected people he represents have to be taken down. They just have to go. That Trump cannot show the merest ounce of shame, or pretend to the slightest appearance of lawful behavior, while the King of Eng
2/2 My guess is that the whole reason Consumer Reports started a useful, affordable service is to capture market share so they could eventually... wait for it... here it comes... ...sell us to their biggest competitor who will then squeeze
#fuckallthis across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #fuckallthis straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/fuckallthis