#fuckmicrosoft
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fuckmicrosoft from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #fuckmicrosoft
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-07 09:25 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-07 09:25 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-07 09:25 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~4487 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 09:00
Languages: English (24) · French (12) · German (2) · Italian (1)
Avg boosts / post: 2.1
Top of the latest posts
Jesus fucking christ, Microsoft https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gxgpo2jdvpvc4quze2ctj3il/post/3mkvqyjtlqc25 VSCode now adds Copilot as a co-author of all your commits, even if you didn't use it? By default? Without notice? This is absolute
#Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to its New #AI Assistant, Internal Documents Reveal. Microsoft has been piloting #Scout as an internal tool for employees it was calling #ClawPilot, since March. https://www.404media.co/microsoft-w
Gotta love it when Windows Update forces itself on your PC, only for the update to go so spectacularly wrong that you can't get to the login screen and attempting to use automated system recovery fails to even write the log file about what
#fuckmicrosoft across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #fuckmicrosoft straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/fuckmicrosoft