#grandma

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #grandma from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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3
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
3
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-26 23:55 UTC
0
10-20
0
10-21
2
10-22
0
10-23
0
10-24
1
10-25
0
10-26

3 uses by 3 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-26 23:55 UTC

Live pulse

measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-26 23:55 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~2098 hours).

Top of the latest posts

  • It's my grandma's 92nd birthday. Happy birthday to her! For once, there's a picture where someone is sleeping and it's not me. . . . #chocolatebailey #grandma #dogs #pets #fedidogs

    Bailey@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02026-09-17 00:00 UTCView post →
  • Pulled myself together and completed the three remaining #grandma recordings from 30st of April 2023 - her last April - with the following highlights: - Wilhelmine Schwörer emigrated to the US and didn't have a single tear in her eyes when

    Flominator@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-10-25 10:52 UTCView post →
  • The belated #grandma recordings today had me telling her the events that lead to her in the nursery home: the day she went with my parents to a restaurant because of my dad's birthday, where she most probably got infected with #COVID, how s

    Flominator@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-10-22 18:05 UTCView post →

What “grandma” means

Wiktionary · Wikipedia

grandma/ˈɡɹænmɑː/

  • nounGrandmother
Full entry on Wiktionary →

Grandparents, individually known as grandmother and grandfather, or Grandma and Grandpa, are the parents of a person's father or mother – paternal or maternal. Every sexually reproducing living organism who is not a genetic chimera has a maximum of 4 genetic grandparents, 8 genetic great-grandparents, 16 genetic great-great-grandparents, 32 genetic great-great-great-grandparents, 64 genetic great-great-great-great-grandparents, etc. In the history of modern humanity, around 30,000 years ago, the

“Grandparent” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →

#grandma across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #grandma straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/grandma