#grump
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #grump from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #grump
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-21 23:38 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-21 23:38 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-21 23:38 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~21274 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 20:00
Languages: English (37) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.6
Top of the latest posts
This Curmudgeonly old Hermit doesn't attend many social events, but prefers those that are Dog Friendly. With Will Renninger at the Shy Bear Brewery. #hermit #hermits #hermitting #curmudgeon #curmedgeons #grump #grumps #grumpy #dog #dogs #d
"Ah, yes. I'm so thankful for the little bit of sunlight when I go to work in the mornings. It's totally worth my entire evening being shrouded in darkness," SAID NO SANE PERSON, EVER. #DST #grump
Now we need two sets of files: Epstein Files and Jack Smith Volume II Files. #epstein #jacksmith #impeach #grump
What “grump” means
Wiktionarygrump/ɡɹʌmp/
- nounA habitually grumpy or complaining person.
- verbTo complain.
#grump across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #grump straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/grump