#hephalumpworld
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #hephalumpworld from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-29 10:53 UTC7 uses by 7 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-29 10:53 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #hephalumpworld.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-29 10:53 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~936 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 06:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 0.8
Top of the latest posts
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. A gray, dismal morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, wets are coming soon. I feel it in my bones. Cats have all been accounted for and fed. I can feel the drugs binding onto appropriate rec
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. A leaden morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. The weather witches say nothing about rain, but I feel it in my bones, in addition to the usual litany of woes. Kittyz have been fed. Never fo
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. Consider this proof of life. A crisp morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Monkey suit? Check. Kittys? Check. Meds? Check. Now I wait. Later today, I hafta take a ride to Mogontiacum; I hav
#hephalumpworld across platforms
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