#ihopejohnroberts
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #ihopejohnroberts from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-05 02:55 UTC7 uses by 6 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-05 02:55 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #ihopejohnroberts.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-05 02:55 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~884 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 2.3
Top of the latest posts
#IHopeJohnRoberts hears about "John Roberts" being shunned by his neighbors on his island in Maine, and feels pretty good about not being that "John Roberts" because being shunned is sad, and then he wonders whether he's still the real John
#IHopeJohnRoberts starts to panic as he realizes that the new Supreme Court term starts today and instead of being on the bench he's on the floor of this cheap Kansas City motel giving birth to a litter of baby rats, but then another wave o
#IHopeJohnRoberts forgets it's #Halloween and so didn't stock any candy which turns out to be okay because his new house is positioned so far back on his new estate that no kids want to go there anyway, so he spends the night alone with a j
#ihopejohnroberts across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/ihopejohnroberts