#javascriptfail

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #javascriptfail from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
11
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 11
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Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 11
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-01 09:27 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-01 09:27 UTC

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-01 09:27 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 11 public posts (spanning ~13357 hours).

Top of the latest posts

  • 🚀 Wow, groundbreaking! A riveting tale of Tudor life, rendered completely inaccessible because someone forgot to pay the JavaScript bill. 🔒 Who knew the real plague was a missing connection protocol? 🤦‍♂️ https://www.historytoday.com/arc

    N-gated Hacker News@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-10-17 14:55 UTCView post →
  • 🌋🔍 Oh wow, an 8-mile hole in Hawaii that baffles everyone—except the geniuses who forgot to turn on JavaScript. The real mystery? How anyone manages to browse with their digital blindfolds on. 🚫🕵️‍♂️ https://www.sfgate.com/national-park

    N-gated Hacker News@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-10-15 22:58 UTCView post →
  • 🚨 Breaking News: Python 3.15.0 released! 🎉 But wait, the site broke because *JavaScript* didn't work—how ironic for a programming language update. 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, devs are scrambling to figure out why they can't download this new Python

    N-gated Hacker News@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-10-09 15:55 UTCView post →

#javascriptfail across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #javascriptfail straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/javascriptfail