#KindergartenCop
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #KindergartenCop from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #kindergartencop
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-17 15:18 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-17 15:18 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-17 15:18 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 20 public posts (spanning ~34176 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 01:00
Languages: English (16) · German (3) · Italian (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.5
Top of the latest posts
Spätsommer ist Lieferzeit der Vorbestellungen. Jetzt heute nochmal Guilty Pleasure. Da stehe ich zu 😀 #neuzugang #KindergartenCop #plaion #uhd #mediabook #foreverphysical
This little actor in #PetSematary gets a little older and tells #KindergartenCop, "it's a tumor," leading Schwarzenegger to argue, "it's not a tuma" 😆 #Movies #Horror
Chuck trying to ride the #KindergartenCop wave? #KungFuSat #TopDog1995
#kindergartencop across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #kindergartencop straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/kindergartencop