#ModernProblems
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #ModernProblems from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-18 19:04 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-18 19:04 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #modernproblems.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-18 19:04 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~24280 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00
Languages: English (37) · Dutch (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
Well, that's new... My musical choices on youtube just triggered it's suicide prevention splash page and a "You are NOT alone" banner on the subsequent content pages. Now I feel like I've alarmed someone unnecessarily and have an overwhelmi
I’ve lived a long time, and installed a lot of screen protectors on my phone. I’ve followed the instructions to the letter, but have never installed one without at least two permanent air bubbles no matter how careful I was, nor how much I
"The working conditions around here are inhuman." <beep!> Sometimes the jokes just write themselves, don't they? Factory robot convinces 12 other robots to go on strike https://boingboing.net/2024/11/21/factory-robot-convinces-12-other-robo
#modernproblems across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #modernproblems straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/modernproblems