#needstobenaked
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #needstobenaked from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #needstobenaked
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-31 13:51 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-31 13:51 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #needstobenaked.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-31 13:51 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 39 public posts (spanning ~2491 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00
Languages: English (38) · Finnish (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.9
Top of the latest posts
Jesus from RMRL, he distractingly hot. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/611434086913944111/ #greatface, #perfectbeard, #beefy, #hairy, #needstobenaked
Beefy, hairy MAN-O-RAMA. #beefy, #solid, #chesty, #faceshy, #bulge, #showing, #jockstrap, #masculine, #needstobenaked https://mastodon.social/@HirsutePursuit
@rg8800 : Distractingly hot #solid, #handsome, #distractinglyhot, #cleancut, #needstobenaked
#needstobenaked across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #needstobenaked straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/needstobenaked