#noaislop
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #noaislop from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-14 06:51 UTC2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-14 06:51 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-14 06:51 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~4666 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 19:00
Languages: English (32) · French (4) · German (2)
Avg boosts / post: 8.6
Top of the latest posts
In France, we don't say "vibe-coded contribution" but "merde request" and I think it's beautiful 💩 #AISlop #ChIAsse #NoAISlop
C'est trop compliqué les vaisseaux spatiaux avec toutes ces lignes droites et ces matières bizarres là Plutôt des arbres. Je dois retravailler ce truc pas clair moitié rivière moitié sentier. #sketch #sketching #encrage #plume #pencil #trai
I want to introduce you to a new word: diarrhea: watery 💩 dAIrrhea: computer 💩 Not sure if this makes me an inventor, but feel free to use it. No patents👌 Also, read my blogs and share the knowledge. Created with ❤️ by an human being, fo
#noaislop across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #noaislop straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/noaislop