#nolife
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #nolife from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #nolife
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-29 19:37 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-29 19:37 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-29 19:37 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~8962 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 18:00
Languages: English (19) · French (14) · German (3) · Japanese (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
@stefano Looks nice and tasteful. I probably should have lunch now, it is 2pm already.. #remoteworker #nolife
DE:MO le film d' #AlexPilot Work In Progress https://bsky.app/profile/overscancommittee.com Manque plus qu'un #Bridgy ici. :amaze: #Geek #Demo #Atari #Amiga #Film #NoLife
Als ob die Administratoren nicht schon genug zu tun hätten - Citrix Netscaler, KVM Hypervisor und nun die PHP Lücken. - Einerseits schön das die Lücken gefunden werden, aber dieses Tempo ... #php #securioty #updates #kvm #citrix #administra
What “nolife” means
WikipediaNolife was a French TV network. It described itself as TV "for geeks, nerds and otakus". Its main programming focused on videogames, Japanese culture, technology and various other topics. Its slogan was "Y a pas que la vraie vie dans la vie !".
“Nolife (TV channel)” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#nolife across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #nolife straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/nolife