#Numpties
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #Numpties from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #numpties
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-02 13:45 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-02 13:45 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-02 13:45 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 11 public posts (spanning ~29814 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (11)
Avg boosts / post: 0.4
Top of the latest posts
Scots language in the wild 🔍 Watching "The Paper" (an American comedy) S2EP5 and the word "numpties" is in the script. Rejoice 🥳. Numpties have conquered the world 🌎 #Scots #Numpties
@sister_ratched See also : NZ #numpties
If 45's idea about #forest-raking made any sense at all, I would send these two out with a couple of big bamboo leaf rakes to do all the national forests themselves. I'll bet dollars to doughnuts they've never done a minute of lawn work in
What “numpties” means
Wiktionary#numpties across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #numpties straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/numpties