#owch
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #owch from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #owch
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-06 11:42 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-06 11:42 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-06 11:42 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 8 public posts (spanning ~34135 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (8)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
26 more days of full time finger splint wearing left. It's still hobbling my ability to type and/write and that and little sleep due to current heatwave is driving me a *smidge* CUCKOOBANANPANTS AAARGH ! [Its Ok. Imma Be okay but just.. gAH
So, thing I woke up for at 5 am in now finished at just after 10 pm. A seventeen hour day. Frickin BRuTAL :: Burble :: #tired #exhausted #owch
https://consortiumnews.com/2026/08/26/patrick-lawrence-canada-creeping-us-isolation/ “For Canada, the choice came down to either severe but temporary economic instability or binding itself to a pseudo-democratic fiscal basket case of a nati
#owch across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #owch straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/owch