#PHONkedinthehead
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #PHONkedinthehead from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #phonkedinthehead
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-23 16:10 UTC2 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-23 16:10 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #phonkedinthehead.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-23 16:10 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~645 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 03:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 1.7
Top of the latest posts
https://www.crikey.com.au/2026/10/23/jordon-steele-john-allegations-factional-politics-wa-greens/ " It’s not a stretch to suggest that the timing of a letter regarding WA Greens Senator Jordon Steele-John — laying out allegations of inappro
Droppie [infosec] 🐨:archlinux: :kde: :firefox_nightly: :thunderbird: :vegan:@[email protected]♥ 6↻ 32026-10-23 05:08 UTCView post →https://www.betootaadvocate.com/aussie-media-still-pretending-a-political-party-that-doesnt-believe-in-childcare-or-abortion-has-even-the-slightest-chance-of-winning-government/ " With nothing else to talk about when it comes to domestic po
Droppie [infosec] 🐨:archlinux: :kde: :firefox_nightly: :thunderbird: :vegan:@[email protected]♥ 5↻ 82026-10-12 07:46 UTCView post →three excellent powerful direct essays about our fucked polity & broken society Kos SamarasIan DunlopJohn Menaduehttps://johnmenadue.com/post/2026/10/aged-care-is-turning-the-family-home-into-an-entry-fee/ https://johnmenadue.com/post/2026/
Droppie [infosec] 🐨:archlinux: :kde: :firefox_nightly: :thunderbird: :vegan:@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 32026-10-09 03:40 UTCView post →
#phonkedinthehead across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #phonkedinthehead straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/phonkedinthehead