#phpdisaster
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #phpdisaster from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #phpdisaster
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-02 22:40 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-02 22:40 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #phpdisaster.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-02 22:40 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 7 public posts (spanning ~2159 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (7)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
Unserialize Session Allows $47M Bank Transfer Hack?! UNSERIALIZE APOCALYPSE! Session fixation + unserialize() = REMOTE CODE EXECUTION! Banking app backdoor installed! $47M transferred to offshore accounts! Banking license REVOKED! CTO ARRES
Type Juggling 0==Admin Grants 847 Users ADMIN ACCESS?! TYPE JUGGLING DISASTER! 0=='admin' returns TRUE! Password check BYPASSED! 847 users got admin access! Downloaded 2.3M customer records! $12.3M data breach lawsuit! CTO FIRED! #php #phpd
File Get Contents Loads 2GB Crashing 47 Web Servers?! MEMORY EXPLOSION! file_get_contents() loads ENTIRE 2GB file into RAM! 47 web servers CRASHED! Tax deadline missed! 12K users disconnected! $12M class action lawsuit! Lead developer FIRED
#phpdisaster across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #phpdisaster straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/phpdisaster