#pleasekillme
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #pleasekillme from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-07 07:35 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-07 07:35 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-07 07:35 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 12 public posts (spanning ~63777 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 11:00
Languages: English (9) · Hungarian (2) · French (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
Top of the latest posts
Getting Renovate to work in a yaml pipeline running in a corporate network with private artifact registries and proxies in place is just a lot of fun. #developerdiaries #pleasekillme #swdev #devops
@stevenroose yeah but where will you then get your daily uninspirational humblebrags from? “sHe WaS 5 mInUtEs LaTe To ThE iNtErViEw. i GaVe HeR a ChAnCe. It'S cAlLeD lEaDeRsHiP.” #leadership #admireme #inspiration #yourewelcome #gifttohuman
A while ago I got a letter from HMRC in the UK about a tax return for my inherited property over there which I rent out super long term rather than leaving it empty (yes, I'm a landlord. Fuck off I'm not one of those ones) This all came as
#pleasekillme across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #pleasekillme straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/pleasekillme