#pretend
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #pretend from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #pretend
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-30 05:27 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-30 05:27 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-30 05:27 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~7988 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00
Languages: English (37) · French (1) · Lithuanian (1) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.6
Top of the latest posts
How many times has Trump pretended to be shot at now? Trump calmly watching from behind the stage as his cabinet rushed out of the room. #pretend #fake #noOneShotAtTrump #falseFlag #eu #cdnpoli #uspol
Rescued raven learns to imitate 'dramatic' sneeze of B.C. shelter operator Huxley the raven is a permanent rescue at Good Caws Crow Rescue in Prince George, B.C. In addition to pretending to sneeze, he likes to repeat his own name, play wit
@MostlyHarmless Get a refrigerator box, write DMV on the side, and hang hang a “closed, opens at 10am” sign on it, and make her get up at 6am and wait in line until it opens to get a replacement license. As soon as that one comes in the pre
What “pretend” means
Wiktionarypretend/pɹɪˈtɛnd/
- verbTo claim, to allege, especially when falsely or as a form of deliberate deception.
- adjectiveNot really what it is represented as being; imaginary, feigned.
#pretend across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #pretend straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/pretend