#pretend

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #pretend from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.8
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-30 05:27 UTC
0
10-24
0
10-25
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10-26
0
10-27
0
10-28
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10-29
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10-30

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-30 05:27 UTC

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-30 05:27 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~7988 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00

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Languages: English (37) · French (1) · Lithuanian (1) · German (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.6

Top of the latest posts

  • How many times has Trump pretended to be shot at now? Trump calmly watching from behind the stage as his cabinet rushed out of the room. #pretend #fake #noOneShotAtTrump #falseFlag #eu #cdnpoli #uspol

    Kevin Russell@[email protected]♥ 9↻ 112026-04-29 00:26 UTCView post →
  • Rescued raven learns to imitate 'dramatic' sneeze of B.C. shelter operator Huxley the raven is a permanent rescue at Good Caws Crow Rescue in Prince George, B.C. In addition to pretending to sneeze, he likes to repeat his own name, play wit

    CBC Canada@[email protected]♥ 9↻ 52026-04-07 01:01 UTCView post →
  • @MostlyHarmless Get a refrigerator box, write DMV on the side, and hang hang a “closed, opens at 10am” sign on it, and make her get up at 6am and wait in line until it opens to get a replacement license. As soon as that one comes in the pre

    satire@satire♥ 4↻ 02025-12-07 01:06 UTCView post →

What “pretend” means

Wiktionary

pretend/pɹɪˈtɛnd/

  • verbTo claim, to allege, especially when falsely or as a form of deliberate deception.
  • adjectiveNot really what it is represented as being; imaginary, feigned.
Full entry on Wiktionary →

#pretend across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #pretend straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/pretend