#ProbablyNot

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #ProbablyNot from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
28
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 28
0.3
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 28
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-07 23:18 UTC
0
11-01
0
11-02
0
11-03
0
11-04
0
11-05
0
11-06
0
11-07

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-07 23:18 UTC
#ProbablyNotJustFirstWorldProblems
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#probablynotfine
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#probablynotfiction
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#ProbablyNotAliens
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#probablynothottake
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#probablynotfunny
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#probablynotaterribletimetostartwearingamaskagain
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#ProbablyNotOriginal
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#probablynotacult
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#ProbablyNotQuiteRight
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#probablynottellingyouanythingyoudontalreadyknow
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#probablynotgonnahappen
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-07 23:18 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 28 public posts (spanning ~34171 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 03:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (28)

Avg boosts / post: 0.7

Top of the latest posts

  • STILL haven't heard anything, was he hit by a bus?? #probablynot

    lesighlepurr@[email protected]♥ 3↻ 02023-08-06 16:24 UTCView post →

  • “We will replace the fragility of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism” I wonder if PM Carney and the Liberal Party of Canada will invite the architects of Mamdani’s plan to their next Cabinet meeting like they did for Trump

    Chris Alemany🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇸@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 72026-01-02 13:55 UTCView post →

  • Don't think of it as the apocalypse. Think of it as a "1984 -- Brave New World -- Jennifer Government" mash-up. #mashup #mashups #apocalypse #uspol #bravenewworld #jennifergovernment #endoftheworld #stupidesttimeline #dumbesttimeline #funny

    doctorambient@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02025-09-25 17:43 UTCView post →

#probablynot across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #probablynot straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/probablynot