#sarcasmbutonlyhalf
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #sarcasmbutonlyhalf from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #sarcasmbutonlyhalf
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-02 04:48 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-02 04:48 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #sarcasmbutonlyhalf.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-02 04:48 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~1999 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00
Languages: English (25) · German (10) · Slovak (5)
Avg boosts / post: 7.9
Top of the latest posts
For the elders of the internet, like me, a helpful list of translations: - Botnet -> Agentic AI - Command & Control server -> MCP Server - Script Kiddies -> AI hacking - Web scraping/crawling -> AI training data collection - Code of conduct
ADDENDUM: This really could become the new benchmark for coding LLMs! How good are they at reproducing software like Microsoft Office, AutoCAD, Adobe Suite? In percent :) The German word Schadenfreude was invented for this, in my opinion. O
"Look at how much damage our products can cause and how we are unable and unwilling to stop them from doing that! Now pay us and pray it won't happen to you!" is the weird AI version of "Would be a shame if something happens to your restaur
#sarcasmbutonlyhalf across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #sarcasmbutonlyhalf straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/sarcasmbutonlyhalf