#securitytheater

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #securitytheater from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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1
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
1
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
2.3
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-05 14:15 UTC
0
10-30
0
10-31
0
11-01
0
11-02
0
11-03
0
11-04
1
11-05

1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-05 14:15 UTC
#securitytheateroftheoppressed
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#securitytheaterconcessions
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#securitytheaterexposed
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-05 14:15 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~5529 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 13:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (33) · German (3) · French (2)

Avg boosts / post: 1.4

Top of the latest posts

  • MY FUCKING FAVORITE IS THE WEB FORM PASSWORD FIELD THAT WILL NOT LET YOU PASTE YOUR PASSWORD YOU GUYS ARE SO GODDAM SMART WHAT A SNEAKY MOVE TO FOIL THE BAD GUYS I FEEL SO SECURE YOU FUCKING MORONS #securitytheater #security #password

    James Endres Howell@[email protected]♥ 83↻ 332026-05-10 00:55 UTCView post →

  • Our "ai" Compete Center™ just informed us that files uploaded to Claude etc. will now be deleted after 30 days to... [checks notes] keep everything safe. 🤦 #securitytheater

    fedops 💙💛@fedops♥ 3↻ 02026-11-05 11:45 UTCView post →

  • Again: Why is tech so fucking frustrating!? 🤬 Case in point, I have several instances of Librewolf on my system (e.g. dedicated one just for streaming) - they're identical, but fucking Tahoe will only grant one of them local network access

    JWcph, Radicalized By Decency@[email protected]♥ 3↻ 02026-08-23 06:53 UTCView post →

#securitytheater across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #securitytheater straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

X (Twitter) ↗Instagram ↗TikTok ↗Facebook ↗LinkedIn ↗YouTube ↗Threads ↗Bluesky ↗Mastodon ↗Reddit ↗Pinterest ↗Tumblr ↗

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/securitytheater