#simps
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #simps from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-27 11:57 UTC4 uses by 4 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-27 11:57 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-27 11:57 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~3796 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 19:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
Top of the latest posts
Societies are structured on violence. Nonviolence is a tool - and tools can be swapped out when circumstances demand.
Loving the boot
You could spend your money on alcohol or drugs or you could blow it all on me. Your choice. #simps #simp #cucking #brainwashed #cashcow
What “simps” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediasimps
- nounA simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton.
- nounA man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal.
Simp is a slang term describing someone who exhibits excessive sympathy and attention toward another person, typically to someone who does not reciprocate the same feelings, in pursuit of affection or a sexual relationship. The term originated as a shortening of "simpleton" in the early 20th century. During the 1980s, American rappers such as Hugh E.M.C., Too Short, Sir Mix-a-Lot, 2Pac, Three 6 Mafia and E-40 made use of the term in their songs. By the early 2010s, the term was adopted by memb
“Simp” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#simps across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #simps straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/simps