#situationship
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #situationship from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #situationship
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-30 16:52 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-30 16:52 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-30 16:52 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 35 public posts (spanning ~43731 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 03:00
Languages: English (20) · Spanish (4) · Japanese (4) · German (2) · Polish (1) · Galician (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
People don't leave when they stop loving you. They leave when loving you costs them the person they like being. #SimplyJohnOne #UncutLove #Heartbreak #Relationships #DatingAdvice #MovingOn #HealingJourney #Situationship
Sometimes the issue isn't that you love differently. It's that one person keeps making promises the other person has to live without. ❤ #SimplyJohnOne #UncutLove #Heartbreak #Relationships #DatingAdvice #MovingOn #HealingJourney #situations
Some people call you inconsistent when you're actually exhausted and nobody sees it. 👀 #SimplyJohnOne #UncutLove #Heartbreak #Relationships #DatingAdvice #MovingOn #HealingJourney #situationship
What “situationship” means
Wiktionarysituationship
- nounA (romantic or sexual) relationship in which the parties involved do not clearly define their relationship as such, but for example consider it "complicated" or a friends with benefits-type situation.
#situationship across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #situationship straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/situationship