#slopify
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #slopify from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #slopify
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-08 03:11 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-08 03:11 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-08 03:11 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 26 public posts (spanning ~18549 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 21:00
Languages: English (14) · German (5)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
"slop-grenades" borrowed from this also very relevant story about how Shopify turned slopify. Who is surprised that this is happening to the company of the very normal human being who says money should vote and forces his employees to use A
Als der Taschenrechner kam, verlernten die Menschen das Rechnen. Mit KI-Chatbots verlernen sie nun das Denken und ihre Kreativität. Unsere geistige Arbeit wird mehr und mehr an wenige große Tech-Konzerne ausgelagert. Aber wer nicht mehr sel
@Jamez Barrett 🜃 ॐ Ⓐ #Slopify, what's that?
#slopify across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #slopify straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/slopify