#slopmachine
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #slopmachine from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #slopmachine
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-08 03:11 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-08 03:11 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-08 03:11 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 24 public posts (spanning ~12315 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 05:00
Languages: English (20) · German (3)
Avg boosts / post: 1.9
Top of the latest posts
@gabrielesvelto If #AI produces #slop, then it’s #AIslop, Satya. You know! That doesn’t change in 2026. If AI predominantly produces AI slop, then it’s a #SlopMachine.
@bagder Quite on the contrary. Like anyone in the industry of software development the best protection is good architecture, good coding and good reviewing. To error is human and mistakes happen. Having good practices reduces the impart of
@Richard_Littler WTF this is worse than I ever imagined #slopmachine #slopocalypse
#slopmachine across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #slopmachine straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/slopmachine