#slothmode
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #slothmode from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-08 03:11 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-08 03:11 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-08 03:11 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 22 public posts (spanning ~24751 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 03:00
Languages: English (18) · Czech (3) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
Top of the latest posts
Ja sackzement. Immer diese automatische zeitverstellung hier schon wieder, echt, ey. Jetzt weiß ich überhauptz nicht mehr genau, ob ich schon heia muss, oder wann der winterschlaf genau eigentlich und sowieso - das ganze aufstehen in der fr
Today I decided to tackle the clutter around my place. As you may imagine, since I couldn’t walk for such a long time, the piles of stuff were getting to be a lot. It felt good to do something I could finally do and had control over unlike
I’m *so close* to being finished with today’s adulting. My feet would prefer for me to sit for a bit before putting the cooled-down containers of curry in the fridge. Soon it will be sloth mode. Soon. 🦥 #Today #MealPrep #FoodPrep #StacieTr
#slothmode across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #slothmode straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/slothmode