#SlowBoring
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #SlowBoring from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-08 03:11 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-08 03:11 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #slowboring.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-08 03:11 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~45 hours).
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Top of the latest posts
Since I don’t want to actually publicly engage with Matt Yglesias or his fellow subscribers, and I keep talking myself out of my one-to-five rating system, it turns out what I do instead is discuss some of his articles at length with one of
Every now and again I think that it would be fun to post a semi-regular roundup of ideas proposed by Matt Yglesias, along with my level of agreement or disagreement. Not in terms of arguing the details, just a simple expression of agreement
#slowboring across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #slowboring straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/slowboring