#SludgeReport
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #SludgeReport from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #sludgereport
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-08 03:22 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-08 03:22 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #sludgereport.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-08 03:22 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~3281 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (5)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
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WIRED - The Latest in Technology, Science, Culture and Business [Unofficial]@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-05-18 10:00 UTCView post →⚠️ THE SLUDGE REPORT: PLOW DRIVER PRIDE ⚠️ The snow is officially dumping and the late-night heroes are out in force. To the plow drivers and night shifters dealing with 18" of fresh sludge—this show is for YOU. 🎸 Retrograde with Rich Embu
Night Time Heroes: The High Octane Block is LIVE! 🚀 We’re rocking with you all night while you keep the world turning. 🤘 🌡️ SLUDGE REPORT: 19°F (Feels like 3°F). ⚠️ NWS Alert: Lake Effect Snow Warning (3-6" more). 🛣️ DOT Alert: I-81 is
#sludgereport across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #sludgereport straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/sludgereport