#swears
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #swears from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #swears
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-03 12:56 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-03 12:56 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-03 12:56 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 22 public posts (spanning ~91618 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 12:00
Languages: English (22)
Avg boosts / post: 1
Top of the latest posts
#intro post time I'm a 48yo professional creative & graphic designer, in advertising for ~20 years #LibDem activist, political pragmatist. Firmly liberal left, pro-European, woke, pro LGB with the T #Atheist #Skeptic New music (all sorts),
@the_etrain I read that "when it burps." I can just imagine the new Roomba ads: Kid: "Mom. Where's Blackie?" Roomba: [burps] Mother: OMG! The Roomba ate the cat! Roomba: "Bloody hell!!! That cat was good!" Narrator: "The Roomba, the vacuum
Forgot I made this little guy a few weeks ago. Big love to @batsbatsbats for introducing me to so many fuzziboi toofyguys. #meme #bats #BatsBatsBats #BatAppreciationDay #swears
What “swears” means
WikipediaProfanity, also known as swearing, cursing, or cussing, is the usage of notionally offensive words for a variety of purposes, including to demonstrate disrespect or negativity, to relieve pain, to express a strong emotion, as a grammatical intensifier or emphasis, or to express informality or conversational intimacy. In many formal or polite social situations, it is considered impolite, and in some religious groups it is considered a sin. Profanity includes slurs, but most profanities are not sl
“Profanity” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#swears across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #swears straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/swears