#techfails
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #techfails from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-12 12:53 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-12 12:53 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #techfails.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-12 12:53 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~5497 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 12:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
Ah yes, nothing screams "cutting edge" like Windows XP on an #Itanium from 2002 🤯. Because, who doesn't love resurrecting ancient tech to watch it crawl in agony on your modern machine? 🐢💨 Spoiler alert: it's about as fun as watching pai
🚨 Oh no, GitHub's down again! Quick, subscribe to their infinite loop of #OTPs before you miss the next thrilling status update. 🤡 Because who doesn't want hourly reminders that the internet is a glorified house of cards? 🃏 https://www.g
🔥 Breaking news! A massive #earthquake hits #Indonesia, but before you can read about it, make sure your browser's got its 🎩 fancy #Javascript enabled! Because if it doesn't, you're left with real-time nothing. 🐢🔔 #TechFails https://ear
#techfails across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #techfails straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/techfails