#techisshitdispatch
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #techisshitdispatch from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #techisshitdispatch
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-31 07:28 UTC3 uses by 3 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-31 07:28 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #techisshitdispatch.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-31 07:28 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~2117 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 18:00
Languages: English (39)
Avg boosts / post: 1
Top of the latest posts
#TechIsShitDispatch There is no content in the changelog file in the Debian package for the #Signal desktop app. The release notes, at least on Github, often say something like "tweaks, bug fixes, and performance enhancements without saying
The app on the plane I'm flying in right now is displaying an estimated arrival local time which is an hour off from the correct time. Soundly in "You had one job" territory. #TechIsShitDispatch
#TechIsShitDispatch #infosec @dumbpasswordrules I'm doing some infosec advisory, and the company sent me a MacBook to access their systems. I tried to change my password and got this. WTF does "consecutive" and "sequential" mean in this stu
#techisshitdispatch across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #techisshitdispatch straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/techisshitdispatch